A chronicle of the last few days of our old lives.

Sort of an apocalyptic zombie and Zen sandwich slathered with gun oil and served with a side of dumbassery.

Kind of a Tim Burton, Monte Python, Evil Dead mashup. It’s gonna get weird….

Sampling Irish whiskeys in the most ridiculous way possible.

Aliens & Guns & Boobs, oh my!

How to fuck off in the Desert.

Happy St. Patricks day fuckers.

Dirty girls & hot penes.

Hot shafts, Dad jokes… Oh yeah and how to fire cure bamboo.

Can’t bake for shit? I gotchu…

Let’s make a lactic acid bacterial orgy.

Say yes to Crack!

Let’s chitty chat shall we?

Watch me nut all over my kitchen.

Holiday edition.

My very 1st video from 2 years ago this day.

It’s not just for Relleno’s. You can also put it on your junk.

Sorry, not sorry.

But not in a creepy way…

Viewer discretion is… fuck it I’m not the boss of you.